In the 1930′s & 1940′s American shoe stores used x-rays to tell you if your shoes fit correctly. Aluminum shielded Shoe Fitting Fluoroscopes were used to give salesmen, parents and kids a live view of how your bones lined up inside the shoe.

Eventually these machines were outlawed due to the high levels of radiation they exposed people to. We all know the dangers of radiation, but SuckaBot likes his shoes to fit well so he doesn’t mind a tumor or two and a slight burning sensation.

SuckaBot Just Gave All His Money to a Nigerian Doctor!

SuckaBot just received an unbelievable business opportunity via the Spam folder in his Gmail account!

A very nice nigerian doctor just needs him to hand over his bank account information and he’s sure to be given millions of dollars for free!

No need to worry little guy!

Robot Shakedown

One robot shaking down another robot for his loot! Why? Life on the MemeBot streets is tough. Gotta keep it real.