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Oh what a sad day! Rovechkin’s team, the Washington Capitals, was knocked out of the playoffs by Crosbot’s team. Don’t worry Rovechkin, you’ll get them next year. In the meantime Rovechkin may well go golfing since he has some newly found free time.

The first time that The Russian Machine ever tried his clanker at golf he hit a hole-in-one! How’s that for a naturally awesome athlete? And who knew robots played golf?

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When Rovechkin scored his 50th goal this season, leading all NHL players, he did a little celebration on the ice because his stick was so damn hot! Canadian hockey players are famously conservative (mostly) and dislike too much emotion during the game.

Crosbot is famously an crotchety old man trapped inside a young man’s body and had this to say about the way Rovechkin goes about his business “I don’t like it personally, but uh, that’s him. Like it or lump it, that’s what he does…“

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Game #2 of the dream NHL Playoff series between rival teams Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins was an epic clash of who have been billed the two best hockey players in the world, Rovechkin (Alexander Ovechkin, YEAAA) and Crosbot (Sidney Crosby, BOOO)!

Rovechkin and Crosbot both had a hat-trick, but Rovechkin’s was first, prettier and won the game! It’s a hockey tradition for the fans to throw their hats on the ice to honor the accomplishment.  This didn’t sit well with Crosbot who asked the referees to make an announcement to stop throwing so many hats!

In honor of the accomplishment I have a hat-trick of Rovechkins on the way!

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