Epic Beard Bot Makes You Want Amber Lamps!


Epic Beard Bot Makes You Want Amber Lamps!

Epic Beard Bot, a large and slightly crazy 67-year old Vietnam veteran put on his favorite “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” shirt the other day to go for a simple bus ride through Oakland and became famous!

While riding said bus he got into a slight altercation, and by slight I mean he bashed someone’s face in until the bashee started leaking and asking for amber lamps. Just another day on public transit.



Golf is No Challenge for Rovechkin!


Golf is No Challenge for Rovechkin!

Oh what a sad day! Rovechkin’s team, the Washington Capitals, was knocked out of the playoffs by Crosbot’s team. Don’t worry Rovechkin, you’ll get them next year. In the meantime Rovechkin may well go golfing since he has some newly found free time.

The first time that The Russian Machine ever tried his clanker at golf he hit a hole-in-one! How’s that for a naturally awesome athlete? And who knew robots played golf?



Rovechkin’s Hat-Trick Makes Crosbot Sad!ockey


Rovechkin's Hat-Trick Makes Crosbot Sad!ockey

Game #2 of the dream NHL Playoff series between rival teams Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins was an epic clash of who have been billed the two best hockey players in the world, Rovechkin (Alexander Ovechkin, YEAAA) and Crosbot (Sidney Crosby, BOOO)!

Rovechkin and Crosbot both had a hat-trick, but Rovechkin’s was first, prettier and won the game! It’s a hockey tradition for the fans to throw their hats on the ice to honor the accomplishmentThis didn’t sit well with Crosbot who asked the referees to make an announcement to stop throwing so many hats!

In honor of the accomplishment I have a hat-trick of Rovechkins on the way!



Blagobot Had Big Plans


Blagobot Had Big Plans

Blagobot had it all figured out. As governor of Robama’s home state, he has the power to hand out seats. Why do it for free? A Senate seat is a fucking valuable thing!



Win for USA


Win for USA
Robama being elected is a win for the USA! Congratulations to the new President-Elect of the MemeBots!


Robama Wins!


Robama Wins!
HELL YES! Nothing funny about this one. Robama won! I’m so proud! And I made a song to celebrate Robama’s victory!


Jack-O-Bot Says F’ Your “Green Haloween”


Jack-O-Bot Says F' Your
Jack-O-Bot wants to know what’s up with Green Halloween? Really? You hippies want him to hand out health food & “treasures” on Halloween?


Barry Hussein Robama Wants to Blow Up Your Taxes!


Barry Hussein Robama Wants to Blow Up Your Taxes!
Everybody at Fox News knows Barry Hussein Robama is a Tax Terrorist!! You should too! Look at him dressing all funny Be Scared!!! BOO!!!!!


Todd-Bot Forgot Mirrors Make Things Backwards!


Todd-Bot Forgot Mirrors Make Things Backwards!
Crazy-ass ToddBot forgot her mirror reflects backwards when she was cutting the “R” for Robama into her face. No one will believe her story now!


John McBot Has a Glitch!


John McBot Has a Glitch!
John McBot can’t stop saying “My Friends“.. honestly who cares after Nov 4. Robama is headed to the White House!