ROFLBOT Pukes Double Rainbows! What Does it Mean?


ROFLBOT Pukes Double Rainbows! What Does it Mean?

ROFLBot thinks the internet is so cute he’s puking rainbows! Not just one, but TWO super-intense full-on double rainbows all the way!!

What does it mean? Only ROFLBot really knows.



SnakeEyes — Acrylic on Wood w/ Paint Pen


SnakeEyes -- Acrylic on Wood w/ Paint Pen

I call this guy SnakeEyes as a tribute to the classic G.I. Joe character. I know that’s not a very roboty name, but sometimes sticking bot on everything is just tough. The reason he’s SnakeEyes is both because of the muted colors and lack of a mouth.

I tried out a new technique, drawing a tiny robots, which I doodle a WHOLE lot of, and then blowing it up to trace and paint. That’s why I ended up with such thick lines, the use of a paint pen for the lines contributed to that too. An interesting little sucker he is!



YoBot “Headshot” — Acrylic on Wood


YoBot

YoBot is posing for his close-up! He is one sexy mofo. I’m trying out a bunch of different color combinations with him, he seems pretty OK with it.

This one is 8.5″ x 8.5″ Acrylic on Wood.



Rovechkin “Rovie” — Acrylic on Wood


Rovechkin

Here’s our friend Rovechkin! The Russian Machine has a great smile and likes showing it off for his fans. One day I hope Rovechkin & Ovechkin will meet!

This one is 8.5″ x 8.5″ Acrylic on Wood.



YoBot “Hai!” – Acrylic on Wood


YoBot

Painting #2 attempted of a MemeBot. YoBot is lookin’ pretty cute; he just wants to say Hai!

This one is 6.5″x6.5″ Acrylic on Wood



YoBot “Yo! Sup?” — Acrylic on Wood


YoBot

MemeBots like to wave a lot, especially YoBot! He’s all about greetings and being pretty friendly. This version of him is 8.5″x8.5″ Acrylic on Wood. While the original is not for sale, there is a series of 25 high quality giclee prints that are in the works and are soon to be available!

YoBot is my first foray into painting MemeBots, but far from the last. In fact, even though I’ve neglected this blog site a bit there’s been a lot of MemeBot progress made! Several paintings, some YoBots stickers, a MemeBots Facebook Page and even a customized Munny.

YoBot would really appreciate it if you followed him on Facebook.



Epic Beard Bot Makes You Want Amber Lamps!


Epic Beard Bot Makes You Want Amber Lamps!

Epic Beard Bot, a large and slightly crazy 67-year old Vietnam veteran put on his favorite “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” shirt the other day to go for a simple bus ride through Oakland and became famous!

While riding said bus he got into a slight altercation, and by slight I mean he bashed someone’s face in until the bashee started leaking and asking for amber lamps. Just another day on public transit.



Golf is No Challenge for Rovechkin!


Golf is No Challenge for Rovechkin!

Oh what a sad day! Rovechkin’s team, the Washington Capitals, was knocked out of the playoffs by Crosbot’s team. Don’t worry Rovechkin, you’ll get them next year. In the meantime Rovechkin may well go golfing since he has some newly found free time.

The first time that The Russian Machine ever tried his clanker at golf he hit a hole-in-one! How’s that for a naturally awesome athlete? And who knew robots played golf?



Rovechkin’s Hat-Trick Makes Crosbot Sad!ockey


Rovechkin's Hat-Trick Makes Crosbot Sad!ockey

Game #2 of the dream NHL Playoff series between rival teams Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins was an epic clash of who have been billed the two best hockey players in the world, Rovechkin (Alexander Ovechkin, YEAAA) and Crosbot (Sidney Crosby, BOOO)!

Rovechkin and Crosbot both had a hat-trick, but Rovechkin’s was first, prettier and won the game! It’s a hockey tradition for the fans to throw their hats on the ice to honor the accomplishmentThis didn’t sit well with Crosbot who asked the referees to make an announcement to stop throwing so many hats!

In honor of the accomplishment I have a hat-trick of Rovechkins on the way!



Blagobot Had Big Plans


Blagobot Had Big Plans

Blagobot had it all figured out. As governor of Robama’s home state, he has the power to hand out seats. Why do it for free? A Senate seat is a fucking valuable thing!