http://memebots.com Infectious Thought Robots Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:50:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Epic Beard Bot, a large and slightly crazy 67-year old Vietnam veteran put on his favorite “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” shirt the other day to go for a simple bus ride through Oakland and became famous! While riding said bus he got into a slight altercation, and by slight I mean he bashed someone’s face in [...]]]> http://memebots.com/epic-beard-bot-makes-you-want-amber-lamps/ Oh what a sad day! Rovechkin’s team, the Washington Capitals, was knocked out of the playoffs by Crosbot’s team. Don’t worry Rovechkin, you’ll get them next year. In the meantime Rovechkin may well go golfing since he has some newly found free time. The first time that The Russian Machine ever tried his clanker at golf [...]]]> http://memebots.com/golf-is-no-challenge-for-rovechkin/ When Rovechkin scored his 50th goal this season, leading all NHL players, he did ]]> http://memebots.com/lump-it/ Game #2 of the dream NHL Playoff series between rival teams Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins was an epic clash of who have been billed the two best hockey players in the world, Rovechkin (Alexander Ovechkin, YEAAA) and Crosbot (Sidney Crosby, BOOO)! Rovechkin and Crosbot both had a hat-trick, but Rovechkin’s was first, prettier and won [...]]]> http://memebots.com/rovechkins-hat-trick-makes-crosbot-sad/ Somewhere close to the end of the Internets I came across Bobby Badfingers “The World’s Fastest Finger Snapper.” He’s been working the crazy finger snapping for something like 20 years and besides being totally ridiculous, he’s pretty damn entertaining!]]> http://memebots.com/robobby-badclankers-is-ridiculous/ I’m posting this a little late, but it’s too classic. A journalist tried to give BushBot the shoes off his feet during his last visit to Iraq. For some reason he decided not to accept them. ]]> http://memebots.com/bushbot-doesnt-want-your-shoes/ Blagobot had it all figured out. As governor of Robama’s home state, he has the power to hand out seats. Why do it for free? A Senate seat is a fucking valuable thing!]]> http://memebots.com/blagobot-had-big-plans/ My favorite robot from the internets has to be Robot Frank. He’s an evil robot who causes mayhem as if it was his day job. That’s the life. Though hilarious for an observer, this makes Robot Frank a frightening robot to run across in a dark alley, or pretty much anywhere, as ROFLBot found out firsthand.]]> http://memebots.com/roflbot-fears-robot-frank-dark-alleys/ This is what eBot will do for a little change. Drop his rear panel, zip down and prepare to lube up. Maybe if someone had bid on his auction he wouldn’t feel forced to go to such extreme lengths.]]> http://memebots.com/ebots-ass-on-display/ SuckaBot just received an unbelievable business opportunity via the Spam folder in his Gmail account! A very nice nigerian doctor just needs him to hand over his bank account information and he’s sure to be given millions of dollars for free! No need to worry little guy!]]> http://memebots.com/suckabot-just-gave-all-his-money-to-a-nigerian-doctor/