MemeBots

Blagobot had it all figured out. As governor of Robama’s home state, he has the power to hand out seats. Why do it for free? A Senate seat is a fucking valuable thing!

My favorite robot from the internets has to be Robot Frank. He’s an evil robot who causes mayhem as if it was his day job. That’s the life.

Though hilarious for an observer, this makes Robot Frank a frightening robot to run across in a dark alley, or pretty much anywhere, as ROFLBot found out firsthand.

This is what eBot will do for a little change. Drop his rear panel, zip down and prepare to lube up.

Maybe if someone had bid on his auction he wouldn’t feel forced to go to such extreme lengths.

SuckaBot just received an unbelievable business opportunity via the Spam folder in his Gmail account!

A very nice nigerian doctor just needs him to hand over his bank account information and he’s sure to be given millions of dollars for free!

No need to worry little guy!

In Chinese folklore the undead look like clowns and hop their way back to their hometown for proper burial. They’re called Jiang Shi. The only way to stop them is with a 6 inch tall piece of wood or rice, which they will stop and count. o.O

You can’t make this stuff up.

The poor guys just want to go home… and maybe kill you along the way.