Archive for November, 2008

ROFLBot Loves Getting Rickrolled


ROFLBot Loves Getting Rickrolled

Gettting Rickrolled is a never what you expected, but ROFLBot loves it everytime!

UPDATE: A Rickroll of massive proportions occurred during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year courtesy of The Cartoon Network!



ROFLBot Wants To Dance Like A Banana


ROFLBot Wants To Dance Like A Banana

ROFLBot’s been inspired by the internet meme Peanut Butter Jelly Time and thinks the banana really knows how to get down!



Robama Iz In Ur Bedroomz… Stealin’ Ur Gunz!


Robama Iz In Ur Bedroomz... Stealin' Ur Gunz!

Quick! Buy more guns and hide ‘em!!

So this is interesting. Guns sales have skyrocketed since Robama got elected. Apparently the fear is very real out there that somehow he’s going to be coming around, house-by-house, to take away our guns!



eBot Wants You to Bid Higher!


eBot Wants You to Bid Higher!
eBot wants to sell himself on eBay. He’s a prostitute really, in the dictionary sense of the word, not that you can really find him selling robot wares down in the red-light district. Who would want that? Anyways, as you can see he has many more pictures of himself in the works to be sold on eBay.

His first auction is now in progress! Wish him luck!

UPDATE (12/1/08): eBot bombed on eBay! No matter, I’ll just re-list him! $5 isn’t too much to ask for a Post-It is it?



I Heart Bots


I Heart Bots
Sup? WeBot wants to know! Still working on the site. WeBot (pronounced Web-Bot) makes another appearance, this time in the header graphic. Here’s the original.


WeBot Thinks You May Suck At The Internet


WeBot Thinks You May Suck At The Internet
So I powered through some customizing of memebots.com finally and WeBot has decided to put you on notice in case you ever find a 404 error page.


ExxoBot Don’t Pay No Stupid Settlements!


ExxoBot Don't Pay No Stupid Settlements!
I was randomly watching the Sundance Channel last night and was shocked to learn that ExxoBot never ended up paying his settlement for spilling oil all over Alaska! Pimps keep their money, poor people keep their oil filled water. Good deal for ExxoBot! It’s actually much more complicated than that, but whatever.


AstroBot Thinks Space Just Got Less Glamorous…


AstroBot Thinks Space Just Got Less Glamorous...

AstroBot understands why, but still, is this really what he signed up for?



Changing Robama’s Fucking Lightbulbs Won’t Solve Global Warming


Changing Robama's Fucking Lightbulbs Won't Solve Global Warming
In an unusually candid moment caught on tape Robama is attributed the first F-bomb of his time as President-Elect with some wise words about his role in solving global warming.



TerrorBot is Easily Foiled by Bathroom Locks


TerrorBot is Easily Foiled by Bathroom Locks
TerrorBot needs to learn how to unlock a bathroom stall before playing with bombs.


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