MemeBots

ROFLBot thinks the internet is so cute he’s puking rainbows! Not just one, but TWO super-intense full-on double rainbows all the way!!

What does it mean? Only ROFLBot really knows.

I call this guy SnakeEyes as a tribute to the classic G.I. Joe character. I know that’s not a very roboty name, but sometimes sticking bot on everything is just tough. The reason he’s SnakeEyes is both because of the muted colors and lack of a mouth.

I tried out a new technique, drawing a tiny robots, which I doodle a WHOLE lot of, and then blowing it up to trace and paint. That’s why I ended up with such thick lines, the use of a paint pen for the lines contributed to that too. An interesting little sucker he is!

YoBot is posing for his close-up! He is one sexy mofo. I’m trying out a bunch of different color combinations with him, he seems pretty OK with it.

This one is 8.5″ x 8.5″ Acrylic on Wood.

Here’s our friend Rovechkin! The Russian Machine has a great smile and likes showing it off for his fans. One day I hope Rovechkin & Ovechkin will meet!

This one is 8.5″ x 8.5″ Acrylic on Wood.

Painting #2 attempted of a MemeBot. YoBot is lookin’ pretty cute; he just wants to say Hai!

This one is 6.5″x6.5″ Acrylic on Wood

MemeBots like to wave a lot, especially YoBot! He’s all about greetings and being pretty friendly. This version of him is 8.5″x8.5″ Acrylic on Wood. While the original is not for sale, there is a series of 25 high quality giclee prints that are in the works and are soon to be available!

YoBot is my first foray into painting MemeBots, but far from the last. In fact, even though I’ve neglected this blog site a bit there’s been a lot of MemeBot progress made! Several paintings, some YoBots stickers, a MemeBots Facebook Page and even a customized Munny.

YoBot would really appreciate it if you followed him on Facebook.

ASBOBot was getting her oil checked during the holiday season last year and got complaints from her neighbor that “unnatural” sounds were coming from her home. According to the neighbor “The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it.”

Apparently it wasn’t just the neighbors, but also the local postman and a woman taking her child to school that didn’t like what they heard. This led to Anti-Social Behavior Order charges for ASBOBot. The local city council investigated and recorded 47 decibels worth of oil change noises coming from the home, but I think ABSOBot could do better!

One of the more famous, and well documented, cases of alien abduction is called the “Allagash Abductions.” This came to my attention thanks an epic episode of the TV show Unsolved Mysteries (Part 1, Part 2).

To make a long story short, four art students out camping in Maine saw a UFO hovering over the mountain tops while they were out on a canoe night fishing. The brilliant Foobot decided to signal it with his flashlight. They were all promptly abducted, probed by GreyBot and returned to camp only to recollect this years later under hypnosis then became famous thanks to Robert Stack!

Epic Beard Bot, a large and slightly crazy 67-year old Vietnam veteran put on his favorite “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” shirt the other day to go for a simple bus ride through Oakland and became famous!

While riding said bus he got into a slight altercation, and by slight I mean he bashed someone’s face in until the bashee started leaking and asking for amber lamps. Just another day on public transit.

Oh what a sad day! Rovechkin’s team, the Washington Capitals, was knocked out of the playoffs by Crosbot’s team. Don’t worry Rovechkin, you’ll get them next year. In the meantime Rovechkin may well go golfing since he has some newly found free time.

The first time that The Russian Machine ever tried his clanker at golf he hit a hole-in-one! How’s that for a naturally awesome athlete? And who knew robots played golf?